Lil Scotty shows up!
This originally aired in episode 14 of the What is the Name of this Show Show! Check it out at the bottom of post.
Scene 1: Lil Scotty shows up
Scott
A 68 year old man bent all over, grouchy, moaner, groaner, hair is brown as the day he was 18. Creeps around slowly, looks like he’s on 50 states sexual predator lists. Still a virgin.
Lil Scotty
A 62 year old poorly constructed children’s doll. Hand made by Scott when he was only 6 years old, with his own hair! So worn and dusted with age he appears black now!
Scott is 68 years old in the year 2048 when someone comes up to his back door and knocks, calling out with a tiny voice, “Yo Scott, Let me in!!”
Scott hears the commotion at the front door, moans and groans about who it is and begins creeping to the front door in his slow old man shuffle. A shuffle forced upon him by a body broken down and decrepit from too many years of eating his exclusive Micky D’s and applesauce diet.
Finally upon arriving at the door, he opens it to find an unexpected visitor. Only vaguely familiar to Scott is his good old friend Lil Scotty, but this little guy is black! And he doesn’t look very happy, in fact, he looks a little pissed! Why is he so pissed? Only because Scott never took care of him just leaving him in the dungeon to get dust on him for years and years and years turning him slowly from little Scotty to lil black Scotty.
Scott
Helloowwww, who, who are you?
As Scott sizes up lil black scotty he realizes he looks vaguely familiar, just can’t remember where he’s seen this lil black doll child before. He feels a little scared to be honest, Scotty has had a difficult life, especially when dealing with children.
Lil Scotty
Don’t yous remember me masta Scott? I be lil scotty from way back in the day suh. Just a minute now, don’t go walkin off from me mistah Scott, you made me dis way! I was little whitey Scotty till you done lefted me inna dungeon to rot and turn into lil black Scotty.
Scott
Whah, whah, whatt do you wanntt? Ohhh, arghblah.
Lil Scotty
I’z jus wanna be your friend Mistah Scott, just like d old times suh? What chu say? Just me an j00 just the two of us!??!
Scott
Well…. Who did you say you were againnn? Ohhhhhh….
Lil Scotty
Oh Come on mistah Scott you member meez, you dun made me all up when u wuz in dat first grade class with da missus Green who youz wannted to get into. Hehehehe. I just been spendin my whole life in the dungeon tho after u got tired of me mistah Scott and I just want to cut u up sometimes n whip u like u want it from dat missus Green. U leevin me down there all so long! Shame on u suh! shame shame on u!
Scott
Whahh? What? Who did u say u are again? Ohhhhh, groannnn moannnnn…. Wait right there…
Scott walks off leaving Lil Scotty at the door to goto his refrigerator and look for some apple sauce, he grabs out a jar with a big spoon walks back to the door and begins trying to get the last little bit of leftover applesauce out of the jar while walking back to the door. He has begun to become curious about this vaguely familiar little black guy.
Lil Scotty
God damn it I dint come here a knockin on yo doe just ta see use slobbin down summa dat damn applesauce! You hear mez masta scott? Use need ta hep me out and make me lil whitey agin, I miss dem good ol days when it was just meez and u playin togedder at da crick.
Scott
Umm, who are you again?
Lil Scotty
Oh tarnation damnitall to hell masta scott, use member meez! I be Lil Scotty yous bestust lil friend use made me back in dey day! I want use to clean me up so I can be a whitey scotty like use again, den we can be loosers togedder! Again!
Scott
Clean? Ohhhh, pflahhhha whats that?
Lil Scotty
Don’t make me cut use up masta Scott use just better pick me up and throw me in dah worshin macheen!
Scott
HE HE HE HE, throw use in the washing machine HE HE HE HE! Ohh all right HE HE HE
So lil Scotty hops up upon Scotts shoulder happy as can be for once again he was riding with his estest bestest friend in the whole wide world. Right where he belongs where he could control Scott’s every thought and more importantly every action! Lil Scotty back in charge!
The End!
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