Why marriage?
Reasons marriage fucking sucks!
Do not ever believe I advocate becoming married, because really,
I fucking don’t!
Because she’s a cheating whore,
because I’m an asshole,
because she’s a dumbass bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
because she’s a lazy bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
because she’ll never listen to reason,
because I’m an asshole,
because she’s a raging drunk bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
because she wants sex like a fiendish bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
because she doesn’t ever want to suck my dick like a bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
because she’s a jealous bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
because she thinks I fuck every female I look at and is a bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
because she fucking does shit just to piss you off and is a bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
because she says I attacked her with an M&M like the dumb bitch she is,
because I’m an asshole,
because she thinks living in a stupor is worth thousands a year and she’s a bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
because she can’t shut the fuck up and she’s a bitch,
because I’m an asshole,
well, you get the point…
I’m an ASSHOLE!
Oh my god that looks so wonderful to me right now…. *sigh*
About the Author
Tommy Sunshine Tommy Sunshine works full time making about $420.00 annually changing oil and filters and doing some crygenic magic for the man who tries to keep him down. He trys to be a comic, but he's very new and he sucks, really bad. Oh, and he hates marriage, he doesn't care if its gay marriage or straight marriage, its fucking stupid. I would love to get a comment!
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I think I see a pattern here.