Ya know, back in the day…
A tenderized Tube Steak, is a boogie'n tube steak
Back in the day, when I was a Marine, I was frickin hard!
I was so hard I used to tenderize my tube steak with Go Jo Hand Soap w/ Pumice!
One time in Okinawa after gettin done at the massage parlor, the girl asks me,
How u get u dick feel so soft Marine?
So I told her
Ancient Chinese secret Momma San!
These days though, I just soak my cock in Palmolive dish soap to keep that soft, supple feeling the girls love…
It ain’t ez bein Creepy!
–TOMMY SUNSHINE!
About the Author
Tommy Sunshine Tommy Sunshine works full time making about $420.00 annually changing oil and filters and doing some crygenic magic for the man who tries to keep him down. He trys to be a comic, but he's very new and he sucks, really bad. Oh, and he hates marriage, he doesn't care if its gay marriage or straight marriage, its fucking stupid. I would love to get a comment!
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