Published on September 22nd, 2011 | by Tommy Sunshine1
Ya know, back in the day…
Back in the day, when I was a Marine, I was frickin hard!
I was so hard I used to tenderize my tube steak with Go Jo Hand Soap w/ Pumice!
One time in Okinawa after gettin done at the massage parlor, the girl asks me,
How u get u dick feel so soft Marine?
So I told her
Ancient Chinese secret Momma San!
These days though, I just soak my cock in Palmolive dish soap to keep that soft, supple feeling the girls love…
It ain’t ez bein Creepy!