Published on October 9th, 2011 | by Tommy0
Lessons of love
I learned from my first wife,
If you don’t want to be cheated on by your wife, don’t get married!
I learned from my second wife,
If a girl acts stupid all the time, trust me, she ain’t acting! She’s fucking stupid!
Me and my third wife are still married so I don’t really wanna say anything negative, but give me a few years and I’ll have something for ya!
There’s only so much Tommy Sunshine any sane person can take…
I’m starting to think I might need to have the crazy bitch committed!