Jokes

Published on October 9th, 2011 | by Tommy

Lessons of love

I learned from my first wife,

If you don’t want to be cheated on by your wife, don’t get married!

I learned from my second wife,

If a girl acts stupid all the time, trust me, she ain’t acting! She’s fucking stupid!

Me and my third wife are still married so I don’t really wanna say anything negative, but give me a few years and I’ll have something for ya!

There’s only so much Tommy Sunshine any sane person can take…

I’m starting to think I might need to have the crazy bitch committed!

–TOMMY SUNSHINE!!

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