Creative Drinking…
Creative Drinking
The greatest thing a comedian can have when he’s coming up is a significant other who also dabbles in the creative arts.
My wife, her creative passion winds up being the best possible match for my comedy. She’s what I like to call, A creative drinker…
I’ll come home after a brutal night at the open mic’s and she’ll be there passed out on the floor, beer bottles arranged around her in the shape of a heart… Aww, she cares so much…
Whenever I come home early, I like to bring her a fancy new mixed drink to sample.
If I’m lucky she’ll pass out quickly so I only have to listen to her bitching for a little while about my comedy outings… You see, Creative drinking is really just knocking a bitch out so you can be creative… 
About the Author
Tommy Sunshine Tommy Sunshine works full time making about $420.00 annually changing oil and filters and doing some crygenic magic for the man who tries to keep him down. He trys to be a comic, but he's very new and he sucks, really bad. Oh, and he hates marriage, he doesn't care if its gay marriage or straight marriage, its fucking stupid. I would love to get a comment!
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