Slingin the dough!?
This is an old pic made by one of my fav drivers. I know, I’m not wearing my manager’s shirt!
You know, don’t we all love us some Domino’s Pizza? I know one of my favorite pastimes is watchin some TV on the couch and contributing to the obesity problem in America. But back in the day, I used to be a General Manager for Domino’s Pizza!
Talk about a tough job! 50 hours a week minimum on your feet 10 hours a day slinging dough, but the worst part of it had to be the asshole customers. Below are a few examples of things I wish I had said when I was still a manager…
“Oh you’re pizza is cold? Why not try a microwave! C’mon with a 12 minute out the door time and 20 minute delivery, the only way your pizza is cold is if you’re an eskimo bitch!”
“You found a piece of glass in your pizza? Ma’am there is absolutely NO glass in this entire establishment… Well except for my bong, (take a long hit) and I guarantee you thats in perfect working order! (long exhale)”
“You got peperoni and sausage on your pizza but you just wanted peperoni? What?! Are your fingers broke? Pick that shit off asshole! Or heres an ever better idea, next time before you call in your order, try taking that cock outta your mouth!”
“Oh you’re gunna come kick my ass because you know where I work and your wings were too hot? Well I know where you live asshole, bring it!”
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Tommy Sunshine Tommy Sunshine works full time making about $420.00 annually changing oil and filters and doing some crygenic magic for the man who tries to keep him down. He trys to be a comic, but he's very new and he sucks, really bad. Oh, and he hates marriage, he doesn't care if its gay marriage or straight marriage, its fucking stupid. I would love to get a comment!
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