Tommy's Blog I harangue u

Published on August 9th, 2012 | by Tommy Sunshine

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Group assholes

Growing up we’re all subjected to being shit on a little.  But how about those people who never know when to shut the fuck up?

Isn’t it great as an adult we don’t have to deal with this anymore…

Oh wait, Facebook Group assholes!

Have you ever noticed, how every now and then there are a few assholes in your FB Groups who continually harangue the “new” guys and girls for some unknown reason? I don’t know, maybe they get no appreciation from their peers, could it be they’ve not grown up yet, or perhaps mommy just never hugged them?

Typically, their particular brand of entitlement stems from the length of time they’ve been, “Paying their dues.” Their level of expertise will always be beyond reproach by those they seek to humiliate.  You know it typically goes something like this,”I’ve been a part of the gay tiddlywinks group for 9 years and you’ve only been here a year! Shut your mouth and don’t speak unless spoken to!”  It reminds me of a 9th grade child telling a 1st grade child he is an asshole for trying to become a member of the local school district….

I guess people are like this everywhere though…

Mid level managers hanging out in the break room stealing everyone’s snacks and then running to the big boss snitching about how your shoes are dirty.  What, my shoes, really???

Cops.

Hey here’s an idea, be nice ya big bully!  If you would take half the effort you are investing in these nasty Facebook messages and put it into something positive, I’m quite certain your day would become better, more fulfilling and bring about greater results!   Not to mention, everyone may enjoy your presence for a change.

Hell, we might even share our snack with you!

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Tommy Sunshine works full time making about $420.00 annually changing oil and filters and doing some crygenic magic for the man who tries to keep him down. He trys to be a comic, but he's very new and he sucks, really bad. Oh, and he hates marriage, he doesn't care if its gay marriage or straight marriage, its fucking stupid. I would love to get a comment!



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